Total Medals Earned: 8 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 210 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/180 points)
Your ass got beat
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (30/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!